Monday 17 August 2009

August #2

Almost fully healed. Gym going well. Neighbour, I wish aliens would abduct him. He came home from the shop the other day with two carrier bags full of booze. As he got to the doorstep, he dropped the lot and most of the bottles smashed. Aw bless, my heart bleeds for him, not. He's been blasting his music for days. Please, oh please let the cosmic forces of nature make me win the lottery so I can move away.

Monday 3 August 2009

August

Bits are slowly on the mend. Thanks for all the well wishes, I won't be including any pics though hahahah!

So, the neighbour dispute. The other day, he climbed over his fence, over his neighbour's fence to get to the bloke who lives just a couple of doors down from him (what's wrong with using the street? Who knows how alcoholics think). When he got there, he threatened HIM about HIS music. Can you believe it???????? He told him he was getting the blame for his music. I almost choked when my nice neighbour told me that. The bloke himself came round to tell her what he'd done. He is sooooooooo deluded if he thinks there is anyone other than himself blasting music.

He now has a bright orange light glowing in his garden till the early hours. It looks like it's come out of a street lamp or one of those workmen's lamps you see on bollards. I wouldn't be surprised if he's nicked it.

Fun and games eh?